Sometimes I like to pretend I’m Joan Rivers–you know, like 15 years ago before she lost it and forgot people’s names/movies/etc.
Here are my picks for the best and worst dressed at this year’s Golden Globes. (I do NOT own copyright for any of these photos–and sorry I couldn’t find designer names for any of them–not posted yet.)
WORST:
Tilda Swinton
I get that she has her “own style” and she normally dresses fairly masculine, but I just do not like this look. I’m all for being different, but this yellow and white color combination doesn’t do anything to compliment her skin tone/hair color. And are the shirt and skirt attached or is it just the camera angle? No.
Scarlett Johansson
Well first off, she looks miserable Girl, smile! I know you’re going through a divorce, but you’re at the GG! Her off-kilter hair should have been lower on her head in my opinion and it’s too teased. Everything on her is too muted.

Julianne Moore
Well I will say that red-heads have it harder. I just don’t think this shade of pink works with her hair and the red carpet. I also do NOT like the asymmetrical sleeve on this dress. The top is too poofy and it’s a tapered sleeve! When does that ever work?

Helena Bonham Carter
I heard E! News talking about at least she’s, “doing her thing.” Uh, no. She looks like Yoko Ono borrowed Bjork’s dress, let a country star tease her hair, and got dressed in the dark.

Michael C. Hall
Why does the color of your hair(s) not match? Did no one tell you about this before leaving the house? (Note: Melissa pointed out her dad’s beard grows back different colors…I still think you should dye one or the other for an event like this. Also, I do know he’s getting over cancer…so congratulations to him.)

Jackie Weaver
I didn’t know who this woman was. But apparently she was nominated for some award. Even if you’re a behind-the-scenes person, if you’re nominated you should dress up. This looks like something an 80-year-old would wear to church. Or a funeral. Awful.

Julianna Margulies
This looks like one of those “classic Barbies.” I think the top is too low cut/loose fitting. The makeup/accessories/hair are way too plain..and closed toe shoes? No.
Other notables: Heidi Klum and Christina Aguilera.
BEST:
Amber Riley
Props to a full-figured woman wearing a classy, stylish and form fitting dress. I’m tired of these ladies dressing in bags! I love this color on her skin tone. The dress is fun, and I love the addition of a belt!

Claire Danes
Peaches and pinks seemed to be a popular color tonight–and Claire Danes pulls it off! The color looks amazing on her and the column dress fits her slim frame.

Mandy Moore
I’m glad to see Mandy Moore back “around” these days. Her hair looks effortless and rich, the color on her is divine and I love the shape of this dress, and that she avoided accessorizing the already busy neckline.

Katie Lee
Probably not a lot of you know her. She used to be the host of Top Chef (first season) and was briefly married to Billy Joel. I love this dress. The color, the tom boyish look, the embellishments. I also love the layers at the bottom.

Kevin McHale
I love polka dots. I don’t know that this look would have worked on anyone else. But for a fun, quirky, gay teen on a hit show called “Glee,” I think it’s amazing. Young, preppy but clean look. (Note: It has come to my attention he might not be gay…my bad. But still cute.)

Emma Stone
What a great body to be able to pull off such a clean and simple look. I love the blending skin tone look and the way the metallic accessories play off the color and her hair.

Lea Michele
Surprisingly this is the third Glee cast member on my best dressed list. I don’t favor them–if anything it’s the opposite. But Lea’s dress was gorgeous. Full, great shade of pink for her skin. I love that it shows off her petite frame but is still dramatic. The side-hair is messy but classy and I die for the emerald/diamond ring.

Other notables: Kyra Sedgwick and Catherine Zeta-Jones.
So there they are! I’ll have to wait and see how my picks match up to PEOPLE and E!. I’m expecting a call to be on Fashion Police any day now. Let me know in the comments if you agree/disagree/have additions!